Hey hi I can be embarrassing on here I love good omens so much it’s so gay I love how gay it is

roguesquirrel:

The Great Gatsby 2
… they thought he was dead…
……..but they rebuilt him…
…faster … stronger … smarter…
old sports die hard
In
The Great Gatling-Gunsby
West Egg is about to be Scrambled

thatonedeer:

ghost-type-dan:

Texas can replace confederate statues with the Chupacabra and Jackalopes. Giant, metal Chupacabra on the Capitol lawn would be EPIC

himbofisher:

enjolred:

enjolras, quietly, to himself: tis I…the frenchiest fry.

holden-caulfieldlings:

philosophers stone: no mentions. 0/10

chamber of secrets: fawkes is described as the size of a swan. a heart stopping moment. 8/10.

prisoner of azkaban: no mentions. 0/10.

goblet of fire: fawkes again mentioned as the size of a swan. just as exciting as the last time. 8/10.

order of the phoenix: fawkes once more mentioned as the size of a swan. a happy occasion as always. cho’s patronus is a swan. a thrilling and heart warming moment. 10/10.

half blood prince: no mentions. disgusting of a book this size. 0/10.

deathly hallows: when neville opens the portrait of ariana the portrait is said to have ‘swang open’. When the only mention of a swan is inside another word you know it’s a bad read. 1/10.

luminarai:

good morning to these talented husbands who are both called david and wear the same outfits and to them ONLY

leefi:

thisisbigaudiodynamite:

i know its kind of strange and quirky but i like to listen to music. some times even music from the 1980s

ghettowarmachine:

hotelmario:

ghettowarmachine:

boy am i hungry for a krabby patty

spoilersteph-deactivated2022022:

Well this tweet aged gracefully

jackedup180:

if little shop of horrors came out today yall would be so horny for the plant. yall would ship it with the twinky little main dude and there’d be discourse over whether it was better to humanise the plant or not. there’d be humanised fanart of it as a skinny white dude in a green suit. i know yall too well and i know you can’t be trusted with the responsibility